Listen, in every good spooky story, there’s always someone walking around, carrying a lantern. Think about it! It’s basically the old-timey horror movie equivalent of going down to the basement…heard a strange noise out back? Wondering that thing is that you just saw in the woods? Grab your lantern, buddy, cause this story is about to get interesting! (i.e., you’re probably about to get Villain Kilt, but for the rest of us who aren’t in the story, it’s about to get interesting!)And you know what would be the perfect lantern for you to use while you do all of your ill-advised investigating? This Mental Lantern with Glass Candle Holder! It won’t just light your way as you slowly make your way into the path of a horrifying killer…it’ll also throw spooky shapes up on the wall, which will make your personal murder-mystery all that much more enjoyable to watch! After all…if you can’t entertain some unwelcome spectators while you’re marching right into a grisly fate, then what’s the point of being brutally murdered by an unseen monster, after all?
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