An undead angelWinged and whiteIt’s there to spookThe kids at nightAt six feet tallIt’s quite the sightWill pants be peed?You bet they might!Consider the skeleton. Spookiest thing ever, isn’t it? A grim reminder of mortality and calcium deficiency. And somehow giving it a set of wings doesn’t make it much better. If you’re looking for something to put on your porch that says “Why on earth would you even think of coming in this house?” then you have a few options. One is a German Shepherd on steroids. Another is your mother-in-law. And last and best is our very own 72 Inch Winged Gruesome Greeter. This makes the perfect decoration for every holliday!
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