| Remember that one time when you had just started college, and you wanted to meet some new friends, so you decided to sign up for that weird club that got together to perform satanic rituals? You showed up to the first meeting, and everything seemed pretty normal at first. They had cookies, punch, a whole nice spread, plus tons of pretty down to earth people to hang out with. Then everything took a bit of a very expected dark turn (Surprise! It's a cult!). Everyone pulled the carpet away to reveal a demon summoning circle, and they began to start dancing around. You joined in because, hey, there was free food, but you're not sure you'll ever be the same after that night. There was something awesome about that centerpiece they were using too. It was this fantastic candle made out of stacked skulls with even more skulls and fantastic designs at the base. It was wonderful, and you knew it would be a perfect addition to your dorm room décor. We've got your back. It's a little smaller than the life sized one at the meeting, but we didn't use real skulls, because that's illegal. |
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