| With this here Kentucky Flintlock Rifle, assuming you can make the proper decisions when it comes time to cross bodies of water, and assuming you, little Sally, and Mary Ann can all stave off the dysentery, you might just make it through the year! If that's your thing, we mean.Is it not? Are you a Daniel Boone scholar? A Revolutionary War reenactor? Ahh, you're LARPing around as American frontier settlers—we knew it! Well, our word is our bond, and our official word is that this Kentucky Flintlock Rifle will do the trick. As long as the trick isn't bagging a squirrel for stew, of course. It's a toy, man. Daniel Boone probably shot a rifle that looked darn-near identical, so there's that. Go on and make Daniel proud, son. Just beware the dysentery. |
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