| Are you the type of guy who just hops on his hog and takes off on the open road, looking for trouble over every horizon? Well, lets be honest, if you're looking for a set of fake sideburns to start wearing, then, its probably safe to say, no, no you are not...but, hey, no worries! We know how awesome it is to, at least, feel like a tough guy, even if its just for a day! However, growing out real mutton chops can take quite a while, and ain't nobody for time for that! That's why these fake ones are perfect! They look realistic and they take no time at all to give you the appearance of a veteran biker. Just slap these bad boys on the side of your face and you instantly become the toughest guy in the room! Maybe, just don't let that go to your head...remember there is strength in numbers, so make friends, not enemies! With your new look, you may even get invited to join a real biker gang! Hopefully, you actually have a motorcycle, otherwise that would just be a bit awkward... |
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