| Scene: an awesome costume party of your choice.Enter you, wearing this tunic/toga combo, behind your friend Jerry—both fashionably late.Jerry: “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to you with the life of the party!...Can you imagine a more appropriately dramatic Shakespearean entrance? If you have access to a team of steeds, a golden chariot, and a dozen Roman soldiers for escort, you could... Oh, you don't? Well, you could clear the punch and pretzels from the dining room table, call over an impromptu audience, and project onto your makeshift stage a hologram of the bard himself William Shakespeare to narrate your... Ugh, that won't work either?Alright, well how about this: we will provide the costume, then let you discover how best to boast of your famous exploits as the ruler of Rome. With our Plus Size Caesar Costume, you will already have a great start at recreating the royal Roman look, with gold sequin trim on the long off-white tunic, a metallic gold ribbon belt, and of course a gold-tone foil crown. You might not have riches like royalty (or a Shakespearean hologram to convince everyone you do), but we would never doubt all that bling. That said, you need only don this costume, let loose your introductions, and have Jerry set the mood: “Mischief, thou art afoot. Take thou what course thou wilt!” |
Language: English
