| Your child, for the most part, lives a good life. He's got everything he needs and then some. He's served a balanced diet, even if he'd prefer a steady diet of mac n' cheese. He gets to go to school. He has new shoes that fit his growing feet. He is in no way deprived. But there's one thing that's bugging you in the back of your mind, your son doesn't even know to be bothered because he doesn't even know that he's missing out. Here's the issue: your son will never be a suave '70s guy. You know he'd have made a rad dude in the era of shag and gold chains. It's no one's fault. Time has always been a bitter mistress. You can make up for the one deep deprivation in your son's life, there's still hope. He'll get to taste the magic of the '70s when he puts on his new hairy chest shirt. Remember to order a mustache to make the dream truly come alive. Sure, it's hard to face up to the fact that your child was born in the wrong era. You'll thank us for the wake-up call when your kiddo asks to have shag carpeting installed in his room. |
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