| When you were growing up, there was no limit to the number of whacky characters that you had high hopes of becoming as you grew up. Your race didn’t even matter. You were going to be a Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtle, even if you were neither a mutant nor a turtle… and the ninja training was obviously just part of becoming a teenager, right? Choosing the right weaponry and color scheme was really the only trouble. Perhaps over the years, your sense of choice grew more complicated and you began to debate the options of Magical Ponies or Voltron tigers. Not to mention Power Rangers! The choices were simply too much!But, then the question came about the Transformers. Which Transformer did you want to be? Fortunately that one was always easy to answer. The mighty Optimus Prime was always ready to save the worlds with his mighty leadership and very worthwhile option of vehicular transformations! And, with all that in mind, you must be looking back, now, and wondering where things went wrong. How did you not become a shapeshifting inorganic creation of the Alspark sent to protect Earth from evil robots!? What can be done, now!?Fortunately, there is still time. Perhaps not as easily for yourself, anymore, but still plenty opportunity for your tyke to stand up and take the mantle as leader of the Autobots. You can help that process along with this Child Optimus Prime Classic Muscle Movie costume. The padded jumpsuit has profound musculature in the arms and upper torso as well as a back closure that could only come from a sort of amazing futuristic alien technology that we’ll never fully comprehend. Oh, it’s Velcro? Nevermind. It is Velcro. But, the elastic binding to make the polyurethane Optimus mask stay put is like work of tech unto itself! Shout out the message to the rest of the world to let them know that we’re safe! Autobots, Roll out! |
Language: English
