| I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things who call out for peace.Your son may be an alien. Yeah, you thought he was a unique human kid, but he has power. Power beyond measure. The kind that can be used to save the planet, or destroy it. You will have to channel your inner Master Roshi, and teach him to be a hero, not the kind of alien who wants to destroy the earth.Put this Child Goku wig on your kid, and start training him to be a master martial artist. Just whatever you do, do not let him look at the full moon while wearing this wig. We aren't saying for sure that he will turn into a giant ape, and try to destroy everything, but we aren't saying he won't either. You always new your kid was unique, but with this wig he will be the hope for the universe. The answer to calls for peace. |
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