| In the great world of the dynasty of ducks, there is one man who reigns as supreme head of the kingdom. Even though he may have put his son, Willie, in charge of the company, everybody knows that he is still in charge of the whole operation. He's always got a wise word or two to give to the people of the world based on his long and strange history. In college he was actually the starting quarterback for Louisiana Tech University but was always showing up to practice having been out hunting. The Redskins offered to have him go pro but he was not interested because it would interfere too much with his hunting so he turned it down. Somebody who is that crazy about what he does was bound to invent a multi-million dollar company for the world. Now he's on two tv shows and just wears camo all the time while being positively Happy, Happy Happy which will make you want to do the exact same. Join the philosophical movement of Phil and don the costume of one of the last great rednecks of the south who made it big. Don’t forget that now you will always have to have a duck call on hand, you are never allowed to shave your beard again, and are certainly must always know when the next hunting season starts and what you are allowed to hunt on any given day. Just be sure to keep those crazy kids and that brother, Sy, of yours in line before they get up to too much mischief. |
Language: English
