Does Grandma ever complain that no one seems to fully appreciate her cookies? Become her favorite Grandchild when you wear your cookie sweater this Holiday season. You might even get an extra five dollar bill in your birthday card this year! You're going to love this sweater so much you'll be sad the season only comes but once a year but, as they say, that's the way the cookie crumbles. Donning gay apparel never looked this good. As you're decking the halls this Holiday season, shock your fellow revelers when you download the free app and put your smartphone in the integrated pocket. People can watch as that poor, panicked gingerbread man meets his fate. Let's face it, eating gingerbread men has always been satisfying, and partially for sadistic reasons. Celebrate the holiday in a way that's completely you: mostly nice and just a little bit naughty. |