| Back in the forties, Air Force men used to have pin-up girls painted on their planes. Which was a great, uplifting thing the boys could do while far away from home and stuck on a military base. Unfortunately, paint and artistic talent can be hard to come by. Well, the paint is easy actually, but you don't even want to know how many stick figure Rita Hayworths and Betty Grables were out there fighting for the Good old US of A. Kind of depressing to have all the side of a plane to paint a beautiful woman and you come out with... well, second grade level stuff. Honestly, it would have been better to just leave the plane blank if you don't have the art skills. But our veterans fought through it all anyway, putting aside those stick figure women and were rewarded when they arrived back home and could go see their sweeties (that's what guys called their girlfriends back in the day. Probably.).Well now's your chance to be your man's most exquisite pin-up! And best of all, no art lessons required. Just slip into this military uniform and salute your man as he comes home. He'll be so glad to see you, he might just ignore the fact that it's not a regulation uniform, especially if you're wearing those non-regulation heels he loves so much. In fact, he'll probably make you reenact Top Gun. No, not any one particular scene. The whole movie! Can you blame him? You'll definitely have him feeling the need for speed. So stand at attention and help him get back that loving feeling. |
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